I just saw a guy outside with a really cool silver metal rake and I ALMOST asked him, "Hey!? May I use that rake when you are done with it? FOR MY HAIR!!!"
My car alarm went off on my lunch hour when I was practicing my violin stuff, so what the heck? I used it for a metronome! BEEP! (One!) BEEP! (Two!) BEEP! (Three!) BEEP! (Four!)
Ba Da Bump! (Just made those up myself!) LAME yes, but Life Is Short! Gotta joke once in a while!